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i wish i liked myself so bad lol

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me when i play videogames

fakepreme:

slimetony:

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

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prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

cryptotheism:

omegaverse:

prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

Dragons were probably real

they definitely were my great uncle saw them all the time

When my great grandpa’s coworker’s wife announced that she was pregnant her husband literally turned into a dragon and flew away forever

This happens a lot. They keep flying into power lines and dying.

They are just so stupid.

ny great uncle saw dragons all the time

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cyanbeetle:

A digital drawing of, from left to right, Margo Kess, Pavitr Prabhakar, Miles Morales, and Gwen Stacy from Across The Spiderverse in punk clothing. Margo is wearing a Nova Twins shirt, a purple diamond-patterned jacket, two green studded belts, black zipper pants, and black shoes with ankle spikes. She has a blue star earring and blue eyeshadow as well. Pavitr is wearing a blue cropped denim jacket with a Death By Fungus patch on one arm, a Riot Peddlers shirt, and black pants with a Rai Ko Ris patch on the knee. "सरकारज़म," which translates to "Sarkasm" in Marathi, is written in purple across both his jacket and shirt. He also wears a gold bangle on each wrist, and has Kohl under his eyes. Miles is wearing a black and white striped crop top with a black jacket adorned in various pins and patches overtop, as well as baggy jeans painted with the names of various punk bands. He also wears a black choker and cross earrings. Gwen is wearing a grey sweater with a red vest overtop, as well as a long green plaid skirt, black boots, and a black choker, necklace, and belt. A braided cord the colours of the Trans flag hangs from her belt. They are all talking and laughing amongst each other. On the far right, Hobie Brown stands in his regular clothing, looking at everyone else with surprise.ALT
Miles Morales and Hobie Brown having a conversation, with Miles still in his previously described outfit. Miles is saying "I was worried you'd be mad at us for, like, stealing your look". Hobie, smiling, replies "I don't believe in intellectual property."ALT

Punks

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havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

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damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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twitter is so over we’re so back on this bitch

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spaghettioverdose:

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

why were you at wanting to fuck me island

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spitblossoms:

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cryptotheism:

Wizard Council 2023 banned spell list:

  • Wall of Beasts
  • Granite Counterspell
  • Summon Hive of Cigarettes
  • Torrent of Meth
  • Summon Hole Elemental
  • Mage Fetus
  • Conjure Glock Gnomes
  • Conjure Fear Weed
  • Francophonize
  • Reverse Abortion
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pinkjawn:

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classic-jorts:

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it’s only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: the remaining staff at twitter are actively bullying me now. Jed from accounting called me a "little baby bitchboy" to my face and nobody even said anything. I mean obviously I fired him and I'm having my goons break his wife's legs, but still. it hurts :(ALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: some joker impersonating me said I drink my own urine every morning. this is false. I drink it at various times of the dayALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I love comedy. can't get enough of it. but using jokes to speak truth to power? absolutely disgusting.ALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: why would anybody ever punch UP? punching down means you won't get your ass kicked. it's obvious.ALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I support Free Speech on Twitter, unless you're making fun of me, which is illegal.ALT

goodnight, sweet prince

blank twitter heading of jeph jacques's twitter account. text says Account SuspendedALT
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persimnon:

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HELP

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deedis:

who care

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swarnpert:

more like in god we thrust lol

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